Two old men are seated on a bench in the park. A pretty young girl in shorts and a sports bra sprints by. When one of the males smiles, the girl approaches and says, “You creep, why are you smiling at me?” “I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling because seeing pretty young girls in the summer makes an old man feel better, no matter how tough life gets,” the kind-hearted old man responds. Touched, the girl gives him a cheek kiss and sprints off. “3-0, your turn,” the elderly man says to his companion.
