My wife took our Schnauzer to the vet after learning that it was barely able to hear.
The veterinarian determined that the dog’s ear hair was the issue. The dog was able to hear well after he cleaned both ears. The veterinarian then advised Andrea to purchase some “Nair” hair removal from the market and apply it to the dog’s ears once a month in order to prevent this from happening again.
Andrea purchased some “Nair” hair removal from the store. “Don’t use deodorant for a few days if you’re going to use this under your arms,” the pharmacist at the register advised her.
“I’m not using it under my arms,” Andrea declared.
“Don’t use body lotion for a couple of days if you’re using it on your legs,” the pharmacist advised.
“I’m not using it on my legs either,” Andrea retorted. I use it on my Schnauzer, if you must know.
“Well, take a week or so off from riding your bicycle,” the pharmacist advises.