Husband: At midnight, knocks on the door.
Wife: Return where you came from!
Husband: I’m going to jump into the swimming pool, so open the door!
Wife: Do you think I’ll care if you kill yourself?
After waiting two minutes near the dark area of the gate, the husband throws a large stone into the swimming pool…… The wife hears, opens the door, and rushes to the pool. The husband swiftly enters the house covertly and locks the door. Wife: Open the door or I’ll shout! Husband: Shout until all the neighbors awaken and come here. Tell them where you’re coming from by this hour of the night, wearing only your underwear!
When a woman wakes up in the middle of the night, she discovers that her spouse is not in their bed.
After putting on her robe, she heads downstairs to find him.
She discovers him seated at the kitchen table, facing a steaming cup of coffee.
He is simply staring at the wall, perhaps lost in thought.
He wipes a tear from his eye and takes a drink of his coffee while she observes.
As she enters the chamber, she murmurs, “What’s the matter, dear? Why are you down here at this hour of the night?”
“Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?” the husband asks gravely, looking up from his coffee.
The wife breaks down in tears as she realizes how sensitive and caring her husband is. “Yes, I do,” she answers.
The spouse hesitated. It was difficult to say the words.
“Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?”
The woman lowered herself into a chair next to him and murmured, “Yes, I remember.”
The husband went on… “Remember when he pushed the shotgun in my face and threatened to put me in jail for 20 years unless you marry my daughter?”
“I also recall that,” she said quietly.
“I would have gotten out today,” he added, wiping another tear from his face.