Two men were marooned on an Island.
One man passed back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself.
“Aren’t you afraid we are about to die?” the first man asked the second.
The second man responded, “No, because you see, I earn $100,000 a week and faithfully give to my church every week.”
My pastor will track me down.
The second joke of the day: An old man confesses
During confession, an old man tells the priest,
“Papa, Last night, I had an affair with two 18-year-old females. I am 80 years old, married, and have four children and eleven healthy grandchildren. I had sex with them both times.
“Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?” the priest asked.
“Never, Dad… I’m Jewish.
“So, why are you telling me this?”
“I’m informing everyone!”